Bad Meaning Good: Nature Fights Back...

Fear not, faithful blog readers. Bad Meaning Good is back again with another month of the awesome. With all the recent crazy animal news of late we decided to take inspiration from nature. So creatures of the sky and water it's your time to shine... with bloody murderous revenge.

8pm
BIRDEMIC: SHOCK & TERROR

When sexy model Nathalie (Whitney Moore) and software guru Rod (Alan Bagh) head to a motel for an afternoon tryst, they are attacked by a flock of savage exploding eagles and other birds of prey in the first wave of an all-out avian war against humanity. As the lovers scramble to find food, water and safety, they team up with gun-toting campers to rescue a pair of orphaned kids. James Nguyen directs this low-budget indie thriller.


10pm
FROGS

Millionaire Ray Milland kills any animal that moves on his island estate. The slaughter continues even when his family visits the island. Sam Elliott challenges Milland to mend his ways -- but to no avail. That means the swamp critters will have to decide things on their own. For Kermit & Co., it's payback time. You'll laugh till you croak!


Popstatic and DJ Intel close the night out after the films with music and dancing. Come view and booze with at The Burlignton.

Lambada, Lambada, Lambada...

Sexy dancing makes for sexy movies.  January's Bad Meaning Good celebrates the forbidden dance.

8pm:  The Forbidden Dance

An Amazon Indian princess (Laura Elena Harring) travels to America when a major corporation's plans threaten to destroy her rainforest homeland. Whenthe company refuses to arrange a meeting with her, she and her boyfriend decide to raise her environmental message by dancing the Lambada on television. Trouble is, the corporate bigwigs have a lot at stake ... and they'll do anything to keep the couple off the air.

And yes you saw that right.  SID FUCKING HAIG is in this.  You know...

10pm: Lambada

A schoolteacher by day, Kevin (J. Eddie Peck) gathers with a group of difficult inner-city youths each night to tutor them for the high school equivalency exam. To gain the barrio kids' respect, Kevin demonstrates his dazzling lambada moves on the dance floor. But when Kevin brushes off the advances of an infatuated student (Melora Hardin), she threatens to expose his risqué double life in this campy, hip-shaking 1990s melodrama.

From the director that brought you Breakin'!

Come drink and shake your pelvis with us.  DJ Intel and Popstatic close out the night with music.  This all goes down at The Burlington in Chicago.

Ninjas! F*ck Yeah!...

Everyone loves ninjas and nothing says hello to the holidays like a ninja double feature.  

Bad Meaning Good:  Ninjas! Fuck Yeah! Edition

8pm:  Gymkata

Before there was parkour there was Gymkata.  Get in the know.

Olympic medalist Kurt Thomas stars as Jonathon Cabot, a champion gymnast recruited to represent the United States in a brutal competition inside the borders of savage Parmistan. To secure a site perfect for a nuclear defense program, the U.S. government trains Cabot to carry out a deadly mission. Based on the novel by Dan Tyler Moore and directed by Robert Clouse, this intrigue-soaked martial arts melee favors action over plausibility.

10pm: Return Of The Ninja

In an attempt to escape his blood-soaked past, former ninja assassin Cho Osaki (Shô Kosugi) leaves Japan behind and relocates to Los Angeles, where he's befriended by an American businessman by the name of Braden (Arthur Roberts). But what the unsuspecting Osaki doesn't know is that Braden is a heroine trafficker who's embroiled in a beef with a mob boss (Mario Gallo). Ashley Ferrare also stars in this martial arts action flick.

After the films DJ Intel will play music until close.

See you at The Burlington.

This Fight Scene Trumps The Fight Scene In Obsessed...

Hahaha... wow I'm so glad my friend Chris showed me this fight scene. Amazing.

The new contender...

They're better quality versions online but their owners are lame and have disabled embedding.

The previous champ...

It doesn't get cooking until about 2:30.

Here's a bonus Torque scene that still has me laughing. Click here to view it. Whoa!(no Keanu)